Great Moments

Here are some moments from the last two years that I'll cherish for awhile.

Me: So I had a dream last night--
Katherine: Stop there!

Me: I lost my lyrics to I Am the Walrus!
Olivia: Is that the crinkled piece of paper in our project folder with a cowboy boot on it?
Me: It's not a cowboy boot, it's a walrus!

Gabe: You could practically write the book on it.
Me: Well I already have a notebook with all the lines and lyrics.
Gabe: Ahhh!!

Jack: Hey girl with dark aura!

Liana: She's sad because her flowers wilted. And he's gonna kill himself because he can't control his hair.

Katherine: Who's Blake?
Me: It could be Blake Daniel or Blake Bashoff. But let's go with Bashoff, I think he's so cute.
Liana: Good to know.
Changen: Does he have blonde hair?
Me: Excuse me, you two are not in this conversation!

Me: Don't say peanut butter.
Katherine: Okay, I won't say peanut butter.
*Clank of cell phone dropping*
Me: Your fault. Go get it.

Me: You've seen Star Trek
Emma: Yes, and I'm in love with Kirk.
Me: I kind of liked Spock.
Emma: Respectable.

Gym teacher is walking through the aisles, proctoring the exam. I've finished an am reading. Teacher passes by me, backs up, and leans to see what I'm reading. Walks on, smiling to himself that I'm reading Star Trek.

Emma: Ah, Ponyboy Curtis. When we met I was 13, he was 14. Now I'm 17, and he's still 14.

Jordan W: My trophy's name is Sarah London.
Me: Mine's name is...Claude.
Jordan G: Claude is a guy's name!
Me: So? I think it works?
Jordan G: But the trophy has long hair.
Me: Perfect.
Jordan G: It's a Broadway Jazz trophy
Me: I'm missing your point.
Jordan G: You have an eccentric trophy.
Me: He says he's from Manchester, but he's lying.

(In the midst of an argument during Broadway Jazz)
Jordan: She doesn't believe the Billys deserved the Tony!
*silence*
Me: Aw, come on!

The long story of Tim the Canadian, Gorgeous guy, and Gorgeous guy's girlfriend will be recollected in a later post.

Me: Now I have seen Star Trek four times which basically clears my 21 and Twilight records.
Katherine: You know some people only see a movie once?

Changen: (Saying really inappropriate crude things which I can't quite remember)
Me: Shut up, Hanschen! Oops.

(On cruise, me and some others are sitting on the floor near the elevator)
Drunk lady: What do you kids do for fun?
Me, Tim, Rachel, Lita: Sit on the floor.

(At the "Mexico" restaurant in Epcot)
Rachel: Oh this sounds interesting, chicken with chocolate on a bed of Cayote.
Nick: I'm pretty sure that's not what it says.

Liana: (Via text) You're life is insane.
Me: Why?
Liana: You can't have a crush on a fictional character.
Me: Sure I can.

Elke: What's his last name?
Me: Sturgess
Elke: How do you spell that?
Me: S-T-U-R-G-E-S-S
Elke: Match made in heaven.

Me: I'm not speaking to you since you said cardcounting was cheating.
Katherine: I watched Across the Universe over the break.
Me: Screw what I just said.

Me: How do you not know who Will Swenson is?!?!?!?!?!?!
Bus Driver: Relax.
Jack: Chill, dark aura.

Jack: Good-bye Popera!

Camille: What's with you and strawberries?

Liana: Just what I've always wanted, a valentine's day card referencing a show you're obsessed with.

Me: Well there's a very key reason why I don't bother having a crush on him.
Liana: Okay time to guess. He's 80 years old, lives in France (can't remember the actual country), or speaks only Korean.
Me: no.
(Several minutes later)
Alysha: He's gay.
Me: yeah.
Alysha: How do you know?
Liana: She looked it up on Wiki-diki-pedia of course.

(While watching My Junk)
Liana: What's in his hand.
Me: A picture.
Liana: Oh! okay.
Liana: Why are people laughing?
Me: It's funny.
Liana: Oh, okay.

Me: Do you remember which guy it was?
Liana: Um no?
Me: Did he have blonde hair or dark hair? Was I staring at the screen or out the window?
Liana: You told me to watch, so I did.
(Several minutes later)
Me: Hang on, I've gotta get to the right scene...Is this him?
Liana: Yes.
Me: Okay good to know.
Liana: Is that all you were making me wait for?
Me: Yeah.
Liana: I wanna watch Back to You!!!!

Katherine: TGO? That sounds like JSO all over again.

Katherine: Who's Will Swenson? Is he related to Jesse Swenson?

Me: Okay. Movietickets.com says Angels and Demons starts at 5:30
Katherine: What time do the previews start?
Me: 5:30

Katherine: Can I make a sign?
Me: No

Me: Am I the only one thinking of Matt?
Katherine: Yeah, probably.

Me: Hopefully we'll have time to see My Junk.
Jack: That sounds wrong.
Me: You have no idea.

Me: We should see Matt masturbate before you get off the bus.
Katherine: SHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Me: (Upon listening to A Change is Gonna Come, I smiled)
Tom: Did you just eat a child?

Changen: Are you ever happy?
Me: Of course.
Jordan: You never look like you're having fun at dance.
Me: Well excuse me, Miss Negative.
Jack: Jordan acts negative, you cause negativity.
Me: Excuse me?
Jack: You have a very dark aura, you're depressing.
Me: Sure.
Jack: Zach, isn't she depressing.
Zach: yeah, yeah. Definitely.
Me: Liana? Am I depressing?
Liana: Yeah, kind of.
Me: Jeez....Katherine, am I depressing?
Katherine: Um, yeah?
Me: I have no friends.


I'll think of more later as I am a little brain-dead ATM.
More:

Anton: Why are you reading Star Trek while Star Wars is playing?
Me: They're not the same.
John: Then what's the difference?
Shellie: Star Wars is lightsabers, Star Trek is guns.
Me: One of the reasons why I hate you.

(I'm trying to sketch "Spring Awakening Boy" off of Matt's headshot)
Anton: Are you drawing me.
Me: No.
Anton: If you are, that's cool.
Me: I'm not. (Begins coloring in the SA Boy costume with blue)
Anton: I like blue
Me: Maybe I should switch colors.

Me: I cannot believe you haven't been on the bus in days.
Katherine: Sorry.
Me: I have something very important that needed to be said in person.
Katherine: What.
Me: (Flips over my assignment notebook) My Spring Awakening Boy is better than yours.
Katherine: Oh my god, cool!

May 19th 2009.
Me: I made you a present.
Katherine: Cool, what?
Me: A collage of Matt on Gossip Girl.
Katherine: Great.
May 20th 2009.
Me: Why is your locker door empty?
Katherine: I haven't gotten around to it yet.

May 18th 2009
Me: I have a very important night tonight.
Katherine: Studying for Civics SOL?
Me: Matt on Gossip Girl Finale.
May 19th 2009
Katherine: Did you do any studying last night?
Me: Nope.
Few weeks later
Me: Guess what? I aced the Civics SOL.

Mr. McElroy: Get out your community service records.
Me: I know mine's in here somewhere...
Cyrus: You can't find it? ha!
Me: It's gotta be here (accidently opening to glued on pages)
Cyrus: What's that?
Me: No one.
Cyrus: That was a full-sized picture.
Me: Hm I know.
(Later)
Cyrus: Are you going to tell me what that was?
Me: Yes. God, Cyrus, you saw God today!
Cyrus: Excuse me?
Me: He's a god! If you don't believe me...watch a youtube video!

Mr. McElroy: What are you watching?
Me: (Ponders lying or being vague, but decides against it.) Let The Sun Shine In.
Mr. McElroy: Do you know the whole album?
Me: Of course! I'm a huge Hair-fan.
Mr. McElroy: I was thinking of something that reminded me of one of the songs
Me: oo! Which one?
Mr. McElroy: I'll have to check, I forgot. Oh, It was Karishma's name reminded me of one of a song.
Me: Oh yeah it does!
(The lyrics to Hare Krishna have now been permanently changed)

More Later. It's getting too late for me to remember stuff.