Want to talk a reconstructed knee? I'll give you a reconstructed knee!

Sit back and relax Sharpay? I CAN'T. Oh, so I'll say not that the winner's last name will start with an H--OR--their first name will start with a C. I think I'm going to puke. For the love of god, hold that baby's head! KCHEN! Hobson, your glasses are uglay. Please show that clip of KDM being super hot again. He disappeared! Oh, he's back. Oh yeah, he's pretty damn hot. Geez these promos are so melodramatic that Daddy fell asleep. Thank you for showing Sunshine crying. Loves that. Is it me or is Hunter Bell a waste of an onboard camera? 500 kilometers? That's retarted. Okay, here we go. Um, go Gavin. That was quick for a caution. That's bullshit! Did he seriously just tell Margot to let him by? Aaaand Margot did. Oh geez Robin. Go Gavin Go Sharpay..I'm still nauseous. Good job Margot, you just fell like 5 spots. Go Gavim. I wish this race would hurry up and get the end. No! short nascar.com cmmercial! Sucks. Damn, DHam. So there's a video I'm going to make when he wins the championship. During the Hauler commercial the little strip at the bottom said Brad Edwards! Pilar in 2nd? Mkay. Go Sunshine! Awwww, Bruiser. Me so sad. Actually I'm only a little sad. But more of sick. My stomache is making all kinds of sounds. Maybe it's rooting for Gavin too? Okay, wow Shingledecker. Do they think getting him track position is going to do any good? Decent stop for Sharpay. Good job (I cannot read this word)! WTF Jimmie? I don't get it. Okay Gretchen's all over it. This is like the first they've interviewed Brad at a cup race since Atlanta in March. I'll bet you Regina is not going to let Sharpay by. Arcelus is in 5th! Aw Sunshine! No. Aw. No. I wanna cwy. Come on caution! Go Jbara! Not bad, Sharpay, not bad. Go get Regina. Aw, Arcelus is getting passed bunches. Ricky Rudd, any relation to Paul? Old guy, young guy, old guy. Go Angela Lansbury! Caution, yay! Sunshine gets the lucky dog. Yay Gavin! Commercials suck. I love love! Great, Mom's snoring. 10 of the top 13 are chasers. Brittany's 20th. Awesome. Wow Tina, so unexpected, ramming into people you're not happy with. Go Gavin. He's smooth? Great, good to know. (I think that was about Mercedes, not sure) How appropriate, Faster is a sponsor of NASCAR. Shuester's up to 5th. Dude, if we could have a lead battle between Sharpay and Mercedes that would be nice to see. I shall be nicer to Kyle Dean Massey's accountant. Remember when I lovingly nicknamed him Whiny the Poo? GTFO Seth Rogen. I'm ready for a caution. Green Flag stops? Fine. I've been getting my dad to go to ice skating on NBC during commercials. Lap 169! Mercedes was totally waiting until Will pitted to go. Sebastian Arcelus is leading! Wow Shingledecker, way to have the funniest pitting issues this race. Oh go Gavin! Big foot commercial! Ewwwwww! He's blistering the field? Um ewwwwwwwwww. Mom shut up! It annoys me that Regina's second, because you know he's not going to battle Gretchen at all for first. Dammit Sharpay. Move your ass up. I want a M&M stomp now, dammit. Jeses stop wiggling. Oh, fuck this. Denny's just going win this championship. My crystal ball said so, my basketball said so, my dreams said so. I want. a. fucking. caution. Oh that didn't take long! Note to self: swear and I get what I want. Okay. This changes things. Go Greg Jbara! Of course Regina let Gretchen past pretty easily. Go Serrrrrena! Okay, another M&M stomp. I like Mercedes, I do! But if he has some kind of issue that will make next week a little more exciting. Go Puck. Shuester up to 3rd. Rachel's supposed to keep will behind him/her. Belelellelech. I'M BORED. AND NOW I'M BANGING MY HEAD. GO GAVIN. Gooooo Puck. Ugh, Will, you kill me. Fuck this! Why do I have these premonitions? Ohmigod. Why is so much time left? Go Serena. I wouldn't mind if Mercedes ran out of gas. I wouldn't mind. I just want Puck to win. If there's a caution, maybe Carl can get it? Idek. I'm dying. Okay so Gretchen's pitting. What does that mean? 13 to go. Stay green? Maybe? Boo you whore! Go Gavin! Please Puck. Please god go Serena. Shuester is so risky. 7 to go. I think I'm going to die. I can't breathe. God go Gavin. Please god go Puck. 2 to go. Jesus christ go Serena!
YAY CARL
Wow Denny's pissed. At least he's hot.

A little post race thoughts: That was actually a pretty bad race, race-wise. Denny was doing totally awesome in the beginning but that wasn't terribly interesting. Then it got crazy suspensful at the end when everyone decided to stop racing and start coasting. As my dad put it "I can go slower than you can!" And if you want to talk saving fuel, I saved fuel like you wouldn't believe! I didn't finish my medium size McDonald's diet coke until after the race (which I started before the race) Oh also, I still feel sick. And my parents were arguing over who they thought I want to win the championship. We know my mom thinks I looooove Denny (Or Mark!) but my dad heard something I said during the race and is pretty sure I don't want Denny. Or I do want Denny bu I just didn't want him to win the race. Hmmmm. Also, I would like to point out that Rachel Berry and Sara Berry will be on the same team next week. Along with the dumb slut.