Wednesday, December 24, 2008

My 30 Hot Guys

This is probably overdue: My 30.
Just so you know; I have a very um, track mind. Don't be surprised if the guys are from the same movies, shows, general areas. No specific order!




























































YESSS!

All You Need is Love,
XOXO
ATUgirl

This Makes Me Laugh



Okay, this is overly hilarious. Not just because I'm not musicsweetie but also because it doesn't even sound like me. Do I sound like someone who asks to know stuff like where somebody lives and such? No. I've said this before, but for those who have seen the Twilight Zone episode called "The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street" will understand.
Basically the episode is a metaphor for the cold war mentality and how everybody jumps to conclusions and accuses innocent people of being communist (or in the show's case; aliens)
The instance of musicsweetie being accused of being me is the first step; just like in the show when they started accusing Steve Brand or Les Goodman of being monsters/aliens, also like people in the US being accused of communism.
The next step is chaos. (well, maybe, idk if it'll get there) This is easily illustrated by the last few lines of the show:

"Understand the procedure now? Just stop a few of their machines, and radios, and telephones, and lawnmowers, throw them into darkness for a few hours, and then sit back and watch the pattern."

"And this pattern is always the same?"

"With few variations. They pick the most dangerous enemy they can find....and it's themselves. All we need do is sit back and watch."

"Then I take it this place, this Maple Street, is not unique."

"By no means. Their world is full of Maple Streets, and we'll go from one to the other and let them destroy themselves. One to the other. One to the other. One to the other."


The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosives and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices to be found only in the minds of men. For the record, prejudices can kill, and suspicion can destroy, and a thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all of its own; for the children, and the children yet unborn. And the pity of it is that these things cannot be confined to The Twilight Zone.

Ha Ha.

All You Need is Love,
XOXO
ATUgirl

Friday, December 19, 2008

Chapter #10 (Mark)

Mark

This morning I opened up later then last time. Nearly as soon as the open sign flipped Sarah bounced in. I could tell that Sarah was happy that George finally noticed her, all thanks to me of course. After Sarah ordered her drink I saw her start to work so to tease her I turned on the High School Musical song “Work This Out” to give her some motivation. Just when I saw Sarah shutting her laptop I also noticed George walking in, perfect timing! After I got George his drink I began watching George and Sarah talking to each other. I couldn’t hear most of the things that they were saying. The only thing I overheard was Sarah introducing herself as Bella Swan, which I loved. I thought it was hilarious, yet appropriate because she once entered a lip gloss naming contest and submitted the name “Bella Swan.” (It won, no shock there) I also knew that Sarah wasn’t saying that because she was mad that George didn’t recognize her as Sarah Rosen; because she's like uber famous or whatever. I knew her well and I knew that she was just being the usual evil Sarah. As I watched Sarah walk away I heard George ask if Bella Swan was really her name, and Mark loved her response

“Maybe.”

Then she sexily flipped her hair. I had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing at the look of longing on George’s face. Classic.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Umm...NO

Cosmopolitan released the 30 Hottest Guys of 2008 List and the entire time the selections were just getting a lot of "uh....NO!" out of me!


Yes, I was in denial before, but yes.

No, nothing strikes me about him

An energetic, exaggerated, emphatic, enthusiastic, emotional HELL NO!

Not in this picture

No, never liked anyone from AI very much

R&B people aren't my thing

Yes, but not in this picture

No, and especially not this picture

No, and you might be able to blame his incredibly scary wife or his calvin klein ad for that.

No...he kind of looks creepy on GG

No, I still see really stupid dorky Kelso in him also!

No, he's really just NOT HOT

No, he's getting old, has kids, and the scruffy look I'm not crazy for

Yes and No. Yes because he's hot. No because the voice is super-creepy and he was arrested for assault.

WHO?

No, I don't think he's a good actor, and he looks ugly in this picture.

hm, not really

I just love guys who play evil, scary, creepy, 16th century royalty who like to kill their wives, don't you? NO

I can see how some might think he's hot (especially shirtless) but I don't have any attraction to him.

No, he looks dorky and kind of like my boyfriend. He looks sweet but not hot.

yes! Didn't you just love the camera angles they used during the olympics? I did! something about a guy winning 8 medals is super alluring and one who's gracious about it is even better.

Hotter then in Can't Buy Me Love. He's hot, especially as a racer. But I'm not drooling like some friends of mine. And he was very hot in maid of honor!

I still see the Even Stevens kid in him, and there was nothing hot about him in Eagle Eye or Crystal Skull, but the movies were good and his acting didn't suck

I guuessss I can see it

I remember rooting for the Patriots last year JUST because he was hot.

He's got big ears. And I don't see the interest in him as a drunk superhero

Yes, A little too pale in the movie (little is a huge understatement) but yes.
Another energetic, exaggerated, emphatic, enthusiastic, emotional NOOOOO!
Not really, but he was funny in Tropic Thunder


There you have it people! My take on Cosmopolitan's 30 Hottest Guys of 2008, I'll be back next year!

All You Need is Love,
XOXO
ATUgirl