New Hampshire Race

Every now and then I take direct quotes from my mom, dad, or both at once

First, wow Kyle Busch is such a baby sometimes. He was complaining that his car was junk, and he was in 6th. Jimmie's doing nice in 3rd. I'd like to see him take down Montoya who's in 2nd. Stewart's having some trouble, but he's moved up a bunch of positions. My dad just explained the chase and point system to me. He said it was pretty much irrelevant that Harvick's in the lead, which maKes me happy because I don't like him. Jimmie took 2nd :). He could take 1st, maybe. I don't know why the announcers always bring up the teams. To be honest, I don't care about Joe Gibbs Racing or Childress or anything. Jimmie led for a second but then everyone pitted and he had problems and dropped to 9th. :( So, Logano's back in 16th. They're talking about Jimmie bringing it up later. It's really funny when they say something my dad and I had already talked about. Kyle's in 2nd and that makes me less than happy. We know how I feel about him. Did you know that the only crew chief I remember is Jimmie's; Chad Knaus. I find it funny that there are two KC's. (Casey Mears and Kasey Kahne.) Nothing really eventful. If you were to compare NASCAR to a musical; Jimmie Johnson stars as in the Home Improvement role and Joey Logano is his understudy :D and Kyle Busch is bitchy Hunter Foster and Kurt is the much more likeable Sutton. Did I just hear that Dale Earnhardt Jr was catching Johson? Argh! Kyle just passed Kasey for first! No! So Jr. is challenging Jimmie for 7th, I think. Kyle is still leading, dammit. Aaand during the pit Kyle way passed Kahne. Oh, yawn, I'm bored again. There hasn't been a single damn crash! Something needs to happen. Just not to any of my guys. I don't care about Harvick, please stop talking about how he plays it safe. So maybe his wife is wearing the firesuit. Oh, Jimmie and Kurt almost bumped. And Burton's doing real nice. We like Burton, my dad says he's classy. Something's happening to Kyle because he's about to pass Kyle. We all know Kyle won't have that. But boo hoo, I don't care. Where's Denny Hamlin? So now Burton's got the lead. But :( Kasey had a big problem. He's one of the ones I don't mind and it's really sad watching him fall back. I DON'T CARE ABOUT KEVIN HARVICK STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM AND STOP SHOWING HIS DOUCHEY FACE. Okay, some of these guys should retake their headshots. Joey, who's fifteenth, looks a little evil in his picture. Denny was 16th and almost got lapped. Stupid green flags. Jimmie took 5th I think from his teammate. Oh no :( Kasey's engine blew. It was almost funny the way that the other cars dove out of the way. So that led to a caution in which Denny got a pass. My dad said that yesterday one of his friends tried swerving to clean the tires and then ended up in the gravel. Johnson had a good pit and got to 3rd. Jeff Burton got first on the restart. Johnson getting nicely 3rd. Jeff and Juan were battling and wiggling and then Allmendinger snuck up to take 4th. They're getting really pushy. But Gordon and Montoya both deserve pushes after last week. Johnson passed Busch for 2nd, nice. Logano needs to stop complaining and take somebody out haha. Earnhardt's having a decent race but he could mess it up at any time. They might not need to pit again. Jeez Montoya is such a hothead. Boy, he's pushy and that's ruining his splitter and slowing him down. In nineteen laps he's dropped seven spots. Logano passed him when he was tangled with Bowyer, good for him. Stewart will run someone clean but if someone (Montoya) gets physical, he won't have it. Johnson's getting closer to Burton. Mark Martin's a lap down :( he was doing well in the beginning. Whoa! Montoya got smashed or something! I hope someone got him and ha people are taking pictures. Some guy pretty much a no one clipped him :) he's going to be pissed. It was totally intentional. Johnson pitted and Burton didn't, so we'll see how that goes. Johnson has fresher tires and there he passed him. But during Montoya's interview Burton and Kyle got messed and Kyle got all smoked and spun around. Oh, Kyle is going to be pissed! But he messed with Burton a month ago. Man, Burton had a nasty tire mark on his right side. Jimmie got the inside lap, which is different than the other leaders do on starts. Did they just bring up the 29 again? I don't care! Restarts are cool. Johnson had the start and then Kurt got around. Tony's in 3rd and Logano is trying to get around Dale. There might be another caution the way there driving. Reutimann and Hamlin pushed and then Kyle whizzed by. Johnson's contesting Busch for the lead and might try. And Tony's right behind trying to get a chance. Johnson clears Busch. Can he keep it for two laps? He's getting distance. Now Stewart is taking 2nd and yay for Jimmie's 1st! Logano is finishing 9th, top 10 very nice. Chase starts in 8 more races. Jimmie will be in good shape. Jimmie's interview is funny, he commented that after Kurt bumped him he wanted to push back :) aww he gave a shoutout to his wife and said he hoped she didn't go into labor because he wanted to be there. Haha, Kurt's interview was interesting, not as charming as Jimmie. Burton's comments were so classy about the accident. Wow, Tony's suit has so many sponsors! He didn't say much all too interesting. He seemed proud. Ugh, Kyle's interview. I just can't stand him, his comments are so typical. Jeff's comments about being rough are funny, but not nearly as much as last week. Harvick...I don't care. He is not interesting. For all reality, Johnson's leading for chase. Logano's even in position to do well. The most points you can gain is 170 so Montoya would have to work magic to win. Oh, btw, Kasey Kahne is another thumbs up.

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